Sounds Of Puck
THE MIRROR
Puck: As you wish!
Puck: Humans love a battle hearty, so does Puck! Come on, let's party!
Puck: Does this look like Aladdin's lamp? I have limits, after all.
Puck: My mistake.
Demona: Your last mistake!
Demona: I'm too vulnerable during the day. I don't want to turn to stone anymore.
Puck: Of course, you want to stroll down Fifth Avenue in the sunshine! I'm sure you'll fit right in.
Puck: Well, if that's what you want, I can make him love you again. Piece of cake, given your charming personality.
Puck: Did you say THAT human, or that HUMAN? Oh, never mind, I'll figure it out. This just might be fun after all.
Puck: First the humans I'll attend. Then the Gargoyles will I mend. If his efforts, you commend, Free Puck. Let him homeward wend.
Puck: Without giving you something in return for all this merriment?
Puck: Puck is many things, but never a poor guest.
Puck: It would be my pleasure, but afterwards I'm going to need a VERY LONG NAP.
Puck : Serving humans is fun. They have a sense of humor. You... have none!
Puck : That was a romp, indeed!
Puck: Okay, okay. I was just catching my breath. Don't worry. I'll do *exactly* as you ask.
THE GATHERING
Oberon: Yes...what about him?
Puck: I've got a sunny disposition and I'm always kind to animals.
Puck: Heeeeeeeeeereeee's PUCK!
Puck: Ooh, you hurt him with that one. Uhh, do it again.
Oberon: *sighs* Finally, all the nuisances have been eliminated.
Owen: I'm afraid, my lord, there's one nuisance left.
Oberon: So, my servant Puck ignores our summons to serve a human.
Puck: I know what you're thinking: "How the mighty have fallen." But I can explain.
Xanatos: Owen has all sorts of hidden talents.
Oberon: I am uninterested in your explanation! Stand aside, or suffer the sconsequences.
Puck: But it's such a good explanation. And I brought visual aids.
POSSESSION
Goliath: One thing still puzzles me, Puck. Why are you working your magic through Lexington?
Puck: Moi? Why, I haven't done any magic in hours. It was my prize pupil,passing his first lesson with flying colors!
Coldstone (Puck): Finally. *turns into Puck* I thought you two would never grow a conscience.
Goliath: Puck! I should have known. But why the subterfuge?
Puck: Hey, I live for subterfuge!
Goliath (Puck): I've found an ancient spell that will enable me to temporarily trasfer their souls into two of you. Any volunteers?
Angela: I'll do it. I'd be honored.
Broadway: Me, too!
Brooklyn: Oh, yeah, me three- except you don't need three.
Xanatos: Technology alone can't compensate for the sorcery inherent in Coldstone's creation.
Owen: I must concur, sir.
Xanatos: You could do more than that, Owen, if you were to transform into Puck and wiggle your nose or something.
Owen: Mr. Xanatos, you know I am forbidden to use my magic except in the training of Alexander.
Xanatos: Yes. So you've told me.